Healthiest Fat Girl In Worthington?

The title of this blog is what I was aiming to be when I started going to the YMCA to swim every day, and while I don’t think I’m quite there yet, I am getting better. My arms are thinner and my lower legs and arms are actually exhibiting muscle tone. They haven’t done that…
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Malfunctioning Goggles? No.

As soon as I got into the pool today, I realized something was wrong with my goggles, because the water wasn’t as clear as usual. Actually, it turned out that there wasn’t anything wrong with my goggles at all. It was just new water in the pool, making the water look a bit murkier. I…
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Guess What I Found!

Guess what I found! That’s right, I found the black swimming cap that I’d lost. Of course, that means that I now own three swimming caps, one yellow, one red and one black, but oh well, that means there’ll always be a nice dry one available, I suppose. In other news, I’m starting to have…
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Floating In Nothingness Forever

Today when I went swimming at the YMCA the music wasn’t on, at least for the first 20 or so minutes I was there. For most people, that probably wouldn’t be a problem, but for me it caused a bit of concern. I liked it, at first, because it was terribly peaceful just hearing the…
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Wind Destroys Reporter’s Hair, Film At 11

I inadvertently became a fan of Flock of Seagulls today on my way back from the YMCA. Walking just one block resulted in a hairstyle that normally can only be produced by using at least 2.3 cans of Aqua Net. Fortunately I brought a brush to work as part of my swimming kit, so apart…
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