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The Five Stages of Awkward Hair Grief

Be afraid. Be very afraid, because once again, I am bored with my hair. I am so bored that when a nice girl at the salon suggested I try a Mohawk, I actually considered it for about .04 seconds. How … Continue reading

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Unfantastic Plastic

I had an interesting discussion the other day with a guy about plastic surgery. I mentioned the famous women who are generally considered “the most beautiful,” whatever that really means. Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Scarlett Johansson. He added Angelina Jolie … Continue reading

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Style at the Emmys

Of course, what I love about the Emmys is the clothes. Sometimes I love to hate them. Feathers seem to be featured this year, but I can never see them without  thinking one of two things: 1. Which Las Vegas … Continue reading

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Shop Til You Drop

I’m not one of those girls who likes shopping. I don’t relish picking out clothes from a rack, I don’t enjoy bringing everything to the try-on rooms and I especially don’t enjoy actually trying everything on. Part of it is that I’m … Continue reading

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Revealing Swimming Suits

I have not worn a two-piece swimsuit since I was about 4. It was a pink bikini with little black polka dots, and I can’t remember liking it or hating it; it allowed me to swim, and apart from that, … Continue reading

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Big Girls in the New York Times

Apparently, "You don’t put a big girl in a big dress." I’m not going to dispute that, because I’m not a fashion photographer or a fashion anything, but what I’m wondering is, when did lovely Christina Hendricks (5’7", statuesque, and … Continue reading

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The First Grey Hair

I went for a swim at the YMCA today, and while I was fixing my hair afterward, I spied an unusually glossy hair. Upon closer examination, I discovered the hair wasn’t just unusually glossy. Nope. It was grey, or to … Continue reading

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Your Geekdom Come

Here’s a clever Christmas breakfast idea for those of us who like math or just strange objects: the mathematically correct bagel, a bagel cut into two precisely interlocking pieces. If you have kids or math/engineering/science geeks in your house, this … Continue reading

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GaGa for Lady GaGa?

I bought Lady GaGa’s 2008 CD because 1. It has annoyingly catchy tunes and 2. It perfectly embodied Soren Kierkegaard’s aesthetic mode as detailed in "Either/Or" (no, I’m not kidding). When I listened to it, though, I noticed she is … Continue reading

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Beauty Is Only Skin Deep… Without Botox.

I turned 29 last week. I had to clarify this to a few people by adding "for the first time," so they’d know I was really 29 and not a botoxed, surgically-enhanced 47 year old. You never know these days, … Continue reading

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