Fat Girls Can’t Have Pockets; Or, Why Women REALLY Shop So Much

As many of you likely already know, I started swimming again, made changes to my diet and got a personal trainer, all of which has resulted in the loss of quite a bit of fat, several dress sizes, quite a bit of girth and a tiny bit (not much) of weight. So every month or…
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North Dakota School’s Dress Code Is Rotten For So Many Reasons

A controversial change in the dress code at Dickinson High School, N.D., has sparked heated debate and outrage from students, parents and the public. Parents of students, along with unrelated adults, wrote hundreds of comments arguing for and against an updated DHS policy concerning the wearing of leggings and yoga pants, both popular articles of…
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What Should A Princess Look Like?

I had the best princess role model when I was a child. Although she had beautiful dresses and ornate, stylish hairdos just like the Disney lineup of princesses, she also carried a blaster, didn’t take any lip from any scruffy nerfherders, and actively participated in her own rescue. Yes, she was still a bit of…
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Oh No! Civilization Is Totally Coming To An End!

No, civilization’s not really coming to an end. But people do get hysterical over all sorts of things, don’t they? Sometimes it’s better just to sit back and giggle. The future of men’s fashion is frills. Lots of frills. Only it isn’t, of course, but you can still take a moment to laugh at this…
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Adorable Cat Journalists, Silly Olympics Links And A Tornado Map

A few totally frivolous links, plus a few more thought-provoking ones for you folks today: These 40 things will make you feel old, apparently. Many kids today have never seen a floppy disk, nor have they heard the sound of the wild modem, howling in the night for the blood of your MIDI sound files.…
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