Property Taxes: Whose Money Is in the Bucket?

I’ve had a few questions about several stories I’ve written about property taxes, and I would like to share with you my bucket analogy, which simplifies some of the complex things that determine a person’s property taxes.

Imagine a bucket. This bucket represents a single local taxing entity’s levy for a single year, payable the following year–for example, Stutsman County.

1. The governing body of that taxing entity determines the total amount of taxes to levy. That means Stutsman County sets the size of its own bucket. The state, though, usually has some limits on how big that bucket can be.

2. Every taxing entity has its own bucket.

When you pay property taxes, part of your money goes into the county’s bucket. But part of it goes into the city’s bucket, if you live in a city, or the township’s bucket, if you don’t, and part of it goes into the school district’s bucket. The county collects the property taxes for all these entities, but it doesn’t keep them, nor does it have any control over the size of anybody else’s buckets.

Now many factors help determine what goes into the buckets. I’ve written about a few of them. Below I’m going to use Stutsman County’s bucket as an example, but it’s not the only bucket involved, remember! And these three items are all specific to North Dakota.

1. The soils assessment. That was mandated by the state of North Dakota, and affects property valuation. Generally, the idea is to ensure that all land with the same type of soil that is used the same way is valued the same.

This will affect how much property owner A puts into the bucket compared to property owner B. If A had a lot of flood damage and couldn’t plant for several years, or if B just has better soil, B may end up putting more money into the bucket next year than A, even if they have the exact same amount of property.

That does not necessarily mean that B’s taxes will go up as compared with last year, however, because there are other factors. If the County Commission opts to levy less taxes, the county’s bucket will shrink, and require less money to fill it up. In fact, every taxing entity could levy a smaller tax and put out a smaller bucket. B will still pay more than A, but if the buckets shrink enough, B’s taxes could still be lower than they were last year.

2. The change in the statutory cap rate. This is part of how the state of North Dakota determines crop land values for the purposes of taxation. It’s a long mathematical formula.

Essentially, however, it helps determine how ag land is valued. In previous years, the statutory cap rate was held at a certain level by the Legislature, which kept ag land values lower. This year the Legislature did not vote to do that. (I don’t know how it reached that decision.)

This means that ag land values are going up 21 percent.

It still doesn’t necessarily mean that either A’s or B’s taxes will go up as compared with last year. Remember, the taxing entities still could shrink the size of their buckets enough to offset that 21 percent.

It does mean, however, that both A and B will be putting proportionally more into this bucket than last year as compared with C, who owns only residential land, and D, who only owns a business.

Do note that, given the size of the increase due to this issue, it is likely that A’s and B’s taxes will go up.

3. Another part of the complex mathematical formula for ag land values is determined by actual cropland landowner returns.

To keep this number from being volatile, and swinging wildly up during good years and wildly down during bad ones, it was decided that this number should be an average. So the formula takes the last ten years of cropland landowner returns, drops the highest year and the lowest year, and then averages them out.

Cropland returns have more than doubled since 2001, though, and they have increased nearly every year since then (except in 2004). So between 2011 and 2012′s formulas, a low year was dropped from the list of numbers to average and a high year was added. Even dropping the highest number and the lowest number meant there was an overall increase.

More math would be involved to show the precise effect of this, but essentially, that too affected the values of ag land relative to residential and commercial/business land, though not as much as factor 2 above.

This will have A and B putting proportionally more into the bucket compared with C and D than they did last year.

But it still doesn’t mean A and B’s taxes have gone up compared with last year, because the county still sets the size of its bucket, as does every other taxing entity.

4. Here’s one I haven’t written about. Stutsman County’s population decreased slightly between 2000 and 2010, but I’m not sure whether it changed during the past year.

If E and F bought and developed property in Stutsman County, they will have to help fill up the bucket. This means that A, B, C and D could pay proportionally less than they had the year before. However, they might not pay less taxes, because the county still sets the size of its bucket, as does every other taxing entity.

(Note: Just in case you’re wondering about the bucket picture above, it’s an internet meme. In other words, it became inexplicably popular for no discernible reason and a lot of people have seen it. If I’d wanted to mix the memes, I could have titled it something like “Yo dawg, I used to like buckets like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.” But that might be silly.)

Ringtone Stops Symphony; Phone Owner Mortified

Generally when I go to a meeting, I put my phone on vibrate.

I never feel like I can turn it off, because one never knows when there might be an ammonia leak, a catastrophic accident or a massive donation to a local school. Reporters, like pastors and police, are essentially on call all the time.

Every once in a while, very seldom, I forget to change my phone over to vibrate, and once or twice, this has resulted in a mortifying ringing during a meeting. It’s always incredibly embarrassing, I feel unprofessional and I feel like a big inconsiderate jerk on top of that.

But it could be so much worse.

Imagine having your phone ringing during a symphony at a massive concert hall. Only you don’t even recognize it’s your phone, because you turned your phone off. And it can’t be ringing, because it’s off. And it’s brand-new, and you’re not exactly sure how the dang thing works, but it’s off, that’s for sure. And then the director stops the symphony and glares at you for several minutes until your phone stops ringing.

The internet bays for your blood, people are calling you unconscionably rude and directing the sort of hate at you that used to be reserved for people who kick dogs and throw kittens off overpasses.

The moral of the story: Know how your phone works, and be sure you know how to turn it off.

Got an Opinion?

The brand-new, much-enhanced new comment system went live on the Daily Globe’s site today (as well as on all the other sites that belong to the Forum Communications Company).

While we weren’t featuring comments, we got plenty of questions about where they’d gone, and to anyone who emailed us we’d send a similar answer: Don’t worry, comments are coming back and they’ll be better than ever.

And today, they’re back! And thanks to the developers in Fargo, they really, really are better than ever.

They’re linked from our website,  so please, check it out (click on "Talk about this topic" for any post). If you’re not registered at topics.areavoices.com, you will have to register again, unfortunately, but it’s a very, very short and simple process without a lot of fuss. Give it a shot!

Why the Internet Will Fail

From a now-hilarious 1995 Newsweek article:

Then there’s cyberbusiness. We’re promised instant catalog shopping–just point and click for great deals. We’ll order airline tickets over the network, make restaurant reservations and negotiate sales contracts. Stores will become obselete.

There are quite a few other, equally giggleworthy quotes in this article, but it just goes to show you how difficult it is to predict the future. The one thing it seems you should never do is assume that the level of technology will remain static.

Contrast this with "The Space Merchants," which predicted product placements and other intrusive advertising back in 1952, but also predicted we’d terraform Venus. Still waiting on that part, I guess.

Edit: Forgot to mention, saw this at BoingBoing.

Men in Pink of the Congo and Other Strange Sights

Apparently, there’s a whole subculture of men in the Congo who wear designer suits and luxury items, even if they don’t have the money to eat. They’re called sapeurs, and they have some weird, strict rules about what you can wear and what you can’t, and how to manage a cigar (it  must be lit even if not smoked). The example photos on this page come from a book about them (shown at left). Pretty fascinating stuff!

Here are some gorgeous, higher resolution vintage photographs of people segregated by gender: navy men on a ship, newsboys, girls in a kitchen. Wonderful levels of detail here to those of us who love history.

Here’s a gorgeous Life photo gallery devoted to the vanishing tribes of Ethiopia, including some stunning photos of a woman wearing a clay lip plate designed to stretch her bottom lip way, way out. Before you comment on how weird this is, ponder if you will breast augmentation surgery and liposuction, which are both more invasive than a lip plate.

If you’re still desperate for a Christmas present it’s almost certainly unfortunately too late to get ahold of these cute, odd little felt mice dressed like the Beatles, Darwin, Edward Cullen from Twilight, Boba Fett, Darth Mouse (shown at right) or Frida Kahlo. But there’s always next year.

When Disney bought Marvel, some people were inspired to create hilarious mashups of the two. Check out X-Men High School Musical and other giggle-worthy photos. Here are some more.

Meanwhile, what would happen if you took classic or "important" books and remade the covers to make them sell better? Like putting a scantily-clad French maid on the cover of Atwood’s "The Handmaid’s Tale"? Answer: You laugh a lot.

And finally, this is for all the people who don’t get out much: the infamous upstaging squirrel photo. If you haven’t seen it, check it out.

Things Never to Do with Photoshop

The wonderfully hilarious PhotoshopDisasters blog, which features extra limbs, freakishly tiny waists, elongated arms and legs, bad cut-and-paste work and unnaturally bright eyes, all done in post-production.

Unless of course there are aliens on earth that look like those people.

It’s a great read and will give you giggles and creeps too.

If you’re more of a movie buff, the list of the 100 worst movies of the past decade, as compiled by rottentomatoes.com. Recent flicks "Whiteout" and "All About Steve" are on the list.

The only ones I’ve seen (part of) on the list: Dragonfly, The Perfect Man. These weren’t good movies, but I don’t remember thinking "These have to be some of the worst movies made in the past 10 years."

The President Is Following Me on Twitter

The President of the United States is following me on Twitter.

No, not that president.

This one.

The Massachusetts Historical Society has made Twitter a teaching tool by putting up the short-form diaries of President John Quincy Adams, the sixth President of the United States and pre-Twitterer. Turns out he kept a ton of diaries, and some of them feature short, abbreviated entries that look shockingly like modern Twitter posts.

So, being a history nerd, I immediately used my Twitter account (karilucin) to sign up for John Q. Adams’s Twitter feed.

I got an e-mail today that said Adams had kindly reciprocated:

"John Quincy Adams is following you on Twitter!"

Mad! Mad I Tell You!

If you can’t be on television, at least you can create a picture of what you would look like on television, provided you were on AMC’s hit retro show, Mad Men.

At left, you will find a representation of what I might possibly have looked like had I joined the working world in 1960 instead of 2003, courtesy of Mad Men Yourself.

That is approximately what my  hair would look like if I bothered to curl it every day, and the cats-eye glasses are the glasses I would have if my mother hadn’t forbidden me to get cats-eye glasses.

And whether it is 1960 or 2009, I require coffee in order to start.

The thing I like about this little iconmaker is that it allows you to make a chubby avatar. I chose the medium-sized body type for mine, but there was a thinner body as well as a chubbier body type available.

And there’s also a thin, medium and heavyset man if you want to make a male avatar.

The funniest thing about the Mad Men Yourself thing is the accessories. There are cigarettes, cigars and pipes, hats for both genders and of course, booze. Women have purses and men have briefcases.

I don’t watch Mad Men, but my dad is a fan, so in his honor I took a few more minutes (it’s not a slow process) and made an icon in his image, which you can see at left.

I think mine is more accurate than his is, since they don’t have a proper salt-and-peppery beard, and there weren’t many options for accessories that actually made sense for my dad.

He doesn’t drink coffee, hasn’t smoked even a pipe for decades and I think his briefcase has been parked on his desk for years, if he even still has it anymore. So I had to leave his left hand empty, but I gave him the briefcase in his right just to see how it looked.

I should get my dad a hat like this one.

I often wonder what it would have been like working at the Globe in 1960. Was there a haze of smoke? Did everyone keep a bottle of booze in the bottom drawer, like they do in movies?

Mysteries of the Gopher Net

Once upon a time, my children, there were people who did not think web sites needed pictures or graphics. They believed websites could be just fine with pure text.

This was 1991, and that was the Gopher Internet, developed by the University of Minnesota.

Now we have the www (world wide web) and the Gopher Internet has for the most part stagnated. But there are a few things on there you might find fun.

For example, here is a gopher site with online books. Free, legal ones: gopher://gopher.std.com/11/The%20Online%20Book%20Initiative

Or here is a list of jokes, including a list of real (and really unfortunate) headlines from 2003: gopher://seanm.ca/11/stuff

Enjoy the gopher net while you can. It may not last much longer.

Links: Censorship and Our Online World

On bad days I whine about how hard it is to keep up with a blog (surprise: it’s harder than keeping up with newspaper writing), so when I see something like this it really reminds me of how lucky I am to be able to blog at all. And more, to be able to blog without being censored by my own government.

Next time you get your cellphone bill, think of this cheery little article that explains texting costs phone companies virtually nothing. And you get charged 5-15 cents per text.

You may want to have something fragile and expendable on hand to break at that point.

Which nation owns the most computers per person? It isn’t the U.S. I’m not sure if this is another thing I should worry about (omg, the economy is going down the tubes we’ll never catch up omg omg!!11!!) or if it’s more of a case of "Well you really only need one per person anyway, who do they think they’re impressing with 1.22?"

A report finds online threats to children are mostly overblown. That may be, but just because stranger danger isn’t as big of a deal in meatspace as people think doesn’t mean I’d let my kids go play in a train station. (Not that I have any kids.)

The report also states that bullying is really a massive problem online for kids. This doesn’t surprise me; I was bullied when I was a kid and was fortunate enough to live in the country. I have no doubt that if I’d lived in town I’d have been bullied more, and if they’d have been able to get to me online (like they can with modern kids) I’d have been bullied there too.