The Brogrammer Problem: Keeping Geekery a Boys’ Club

“Men invented the internet! Because they were men! And manly! And they were geeks but they were male geeks! Because that’s what a geek is! A man!”

Okay, that’s not actually what the New York Times article says, not even close. But it certainly seems to imply it, and in the second paragraph it seems to imply that the MEN who invented the Internet are the only ones who are going to be involved in its future. Because, you know. They’re MEN.

What it really says is this:

MEN invented the Internet. And not just any men. Men with pocket protectors. Men who idolized Mr. Spock and cried when Steve Jobs died. Nerds. Geeks. Give them their due. Without men, we would never know what our friends were doing five minutes ago.

But are these men trapped in the past even as they create the future?

This prompted Xeni Jardin to get a bit ranty on BoingBoing (includes cursing, including the F-bomber, so be warned), but not, I think, without justification.

Part of the reason is probably that we girl geeks hear this sort of thing all the time–casting doubt on our capabilities because of our gender, and denying us a seat at the geek table. Women in technology get hit especially hard.

And you can’t deny that the opening paragraph in that story indicates that nerds and geeks have to be men. I guess someone should have told that to all the people who mocked me using those terms when I was a kid, huh? “Oh, she’s a girl, not a geek.”

News flash: If you were gonna make a Venn diagram, “Female” and “Geek” would overlap quite a bit, thank you very much.

Apparently this sort of thing is becoming a problem in Silicon Valley lately, with the rise of the “brogrammer.”

Urban Dictionary has a couple of definitions of “bro” but here’s one: “An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and constantly tells this to chicks at parties…”

A “bro” is not a good thing to be.

Protip: Most women actually find bros repulsive. And quite a few men do too.

(Incidentally, who doesn’t idolize Mr. Spock?)

Fake and Real Geek Girls

Tara Tiger Brown, a writer for Forbes, has launched a stunning attack on what she considers to be “fake” geek girls. Note that this is specifically addressed not to fake geeks, but to fake geek girls.

Apparently only females are trying to pass themselves off as geeks. Or maybe it’s totally all right for males to do so, but not females.

I’m a little bit bewildered by Brown’s article. I was always a geek girl in school. I was unpopular and I read a lot of books. I don’t think Brown would consider me a “real” geek, though, because I was not a science/tech geek. I was (and am) a literature/pop culture geek.

Brown’s definition of geek excludes me.

This is a little odd. In junior high and high school I was on the knowledge bowl team, a group of people who would play trivia games against teams from other schools, a very geeky pursuit. Our team included a math geek, a science geek and two literature/culture geeks. We were all geeks together, and by our powers combined, well, we were pretty much Captain Geek.

I wasn’t somehow less of a geek because I’d read “The Merchant of Venice” instead of Richard Feynman. And none of my geek friends treated me any different, although sometimes they would have to explain mathematical concepts in terms a six-year-old would understand for me. That was okay. I was pretty happy to explain the plot of “Count of Monte Cristo” to them as if they hadn’t read a book not about computers since they were 6, so it all evened out.

I still don’t read comics, and I still don’t really play video games. And I’m still a geek from a family of geeks. My dad happens to be a theology geek, and my mom is a literature geek, thank you very much.

It’s a little sad that someone would be less accepting of different types of geeks now than people were in 1989.

We should have less diversity in geekdom? Really? You, Tara Tiger Brown, a female geek, are really arguing that?

And plenty of other people agree with me, too.

Exploding Manure, Insidious Weeds and a Geek in Power

Here are a few things you might find to be of general interest:

Defending Sexual Harassment

I had no idea there were actually people who would defend sexual harassment.

Maybe I’m a little naive, but I really believe most people aren’t deliberately being sexist jerks when they make fun of a man for knitting, or a woman for working on an oil rig. There are these cultural norms, ya know? They get embedded in your head whether you want them to or not. You have to fight against your own sexism sometimes, and sometimes, you slip.

And while the gaming communities I’ve been a part of have been majority-male, they’ve been fair and decent.

By contrast, there’s this ugly incident in which a gamer actually defended sexual harassment and said it was “part of the culture.” Worse, this person was supposed to be coaching a team of gamers, one of whom was female. She was shouted down when she tried to protest, and she was told to “let the man speak.”

This incident, and how people reacted to it, goes well beyond the vague feeling that booth babes are creepy, or that the gaming community should be, in general, nicer and less sexist.

Yes, free speech in America means you can say just about anything you want. This person has every right to his opinion, and every right to state it.

And other people have every, every right to be horrified by his sexist, creepy behavior, call him out on it, and try to stop it through civilized means. That’s what real communities do, whether online or in meatspace.

Booth Babes: Living in a Geek Boys’ World, Part 2

Look, it’s pretty girls in tight clothing at a tech trade show!

Now tell me what product they’re selling. Or whether it matters.

I’ve never been to a trade show, like the one shown at left, or to a convention. I would very much like to. At the same time, the prevalence of so-called “booth babes” would be off-putting to me. These women are typically models hired for the day to hang around a booth hawking a product. Because they’re only there for the day, their knowledge about said product is generally pretty sketchy, and the women are really only there to get people to the booth.

If there are male booth babes, I haven’t ever heard of it, but I wouldn’t be surprised. That said, the term is generally understood to refer to the female of the species.

The photo above is from a great post by Glenn Fleishman, who wrote a piece detailing the problem. (Check it out.) Do booth babes attract enough people to make it worth repelling other people?

I’m not just talking about women here–the audience for this particular trade show is apparently about 60-40 male/female split. Some men avoid booths with booth babes because they feel uncomfortable around them. They might feel uncomfortable with that level of objectification, or they may simply dislike being blatantly manipulated. Some people feel companies that hire booth babes are sleazy.

And yes, it can make women feel uncomfortable, too.

Is that any different from hiring attractive people on a permanent basis and putting them in ordinary (but still attractive) business attire?

I’m just wondering if booth babes might not be counterproductive in the long run, especially given that 40 percent of the intended audience is female anyway. And it seems that more and more women are making technology purchasing decisions.

The Top 10 Geek Anthems

Victor Pineiro of Popten published this fun Top 10 Songs of Geekdom list and after listening to the fun version of the Legend of Zelda theme there, it got me thinking about how much I think about video game music.

A lot. I think about video game music a lot.

Most of the time when I’m going on a long walk, I hear the Mt. Kolts theme from Final Fantasy VI in my head, or else it’s the old Zelda (the original) music from the overworld. I know all the words to the opera scene in Final Fantasy VI, and have been known to sing it in the shower.

And who doesn’t remember the loopy, goofy theme song to Super Mario Brothers? 

Other games’ themes have faded from my memory (probably crowded out by my recent purchases of the Sherlock Holmes soundtrack and the music of Quigley Down Under) but I do recall that at the time I really loved them. The Secret of Mana and the Secret of Evermore had great music.

Of course, these aren’t really nerd anthems, per se.

When I think of nerd anthems, I think of "Holding Out for a Hero," because in my very first D&D game that song featured in the plot. (Sadly, this was in the 2000s, not the 1980s. We were that geeky.) Of course, that’s not really a nerd anthem either.

Pineiro picked out "White & Nerdy/Dare to be Stupid" as his choice for Weird Al, but I recall "It’s All About the Pentiums" a bit better. Either of those is a true geek anthem.

I would also recommend Fatboy Slim’s "Weapon of Choice" as a geek anthem, since I’m pretty sure its lyrics are at least partially based on Frank Herbert’s science fiction epic, "Dune."

Any other ideas for geek anthems?

The Secret Lives of Technology

We received our new printer today, a shiny, black monstrosity that strongly resembles a doomsday machine of some sort. This impression was liberally reinforced by the bits of yellow and blue warning tape stuck to it all over the place, as well as the red-ringed "DO NOT" type signs warning us away from… well, as far as I could tell, anything.

  • Do not plug the wrong plugs into the wall.
  • Do not plug other wrong plugs into the wall.
  • Do not insert hand into print tray while machine is operating.
  • Do not slam scanner lid on your hand.
  • Do not use product in the water.
  • Do not drink the ink.
  • Do not attempt to operate printer while standing on your head.
  • Do not attempt to operate printer while standing on other people’s heads.
  • Do not ballroom dance with printer.
  • Do not feed printer potato chips.
  • Do not feed printer to cat.
  • Do not feed cat to printer.

Clearly this machine is dangerous.

(You may be surprised at which of these I didn’t make up.)

Technical Difficulties, Ack

Some of you probably noticed the Daily Globe website wasn’t updated at the usual time (midnight). As it happens, we experienced some technical difficulties with the website and couldn’t put up any stories for a while.

Whenever this happens (and to the Fargo folks’ credit, it doesn’t happen often), it drives me crazy. It’s kind of the online equivalent of having a piece of broccoli stuck in your teeth and not being able to do anything about it.

On the bright side, the whole website stayed up and functional, and you could still read articles from yesterday, so it wasn’t as if people were hitting an error message or a blue screen of death or a picture of a geek weeping over her keyboard. And I came into work this morning and put up everything as usual, from the obituaries to the news stories to a couple of opinion pieces.

So, sorry about the delay. Be sure to check out the update some time today!

The Black Swan: The Things You Think Are Impossible

Today I came across a curious throwaway reference buried in a news article about the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, stating that the incident was a black swan event.

Now I happen to absolutely adore a 1932 trashy romance named "The Black Swan" that was written by Rafael Sabatini (better known for "Captain Blood"). That particular "Black Swan" was about pirates, I dimly recall, and I was pretty sure that Pearl Harbor had nothing to do with pirates at all, so I looked up "black swan event."

Here’s a paraphrase and short form of the wikipedia article:

The term comes from the fact that in the 17th century, Europeans believed that all swans were white, because all historical records of swans reported that they had white feathers. So people referred to something impossible as a "black swan."

Then people discovered black swans in Australia, and the term came to mean something that was thought impossible that later turned out to exist.

Still later, author Nassim Nicholas Taleb used the term to explain "high-impact, hard-to-predict and rare events that are beyond the realm of normal expectations."

There. Now you can use the term Black Swan Event at swanky parties at Christmas, to amaze and amuse your family. Or just make them believe you’re a massive geek.