Cute Shirtless Guy

Every swingin’ bachelorette pad needs a picture of a cute guy with no shirt. Luckily, I got one for Christmas. I got one for my desk at work, too! That’s my nephew, William, who’s about 5 months old now. He’s pretty cute, and apparently he likes not having a shirt on, which puts him in…
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Saturday’s Terrifying Incident

The scariest thing ever happened to me on Saturday: I gave my parents a perfectly valid reason to say “I told you so.” I also slid off the Interstate at 75 miles per hour, but hey, perspective, people. I’m fine, and while my car’s bumper is hanging down on one side, my car is also…
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Replacing Furniture… At Last

Today I laid out a considerable amount of money in order to replace a very old piece of furniture. While there are various chairs and sofas out there taking the name of various French kings named Louis, my bed seemed like the oldest actual piece of furniture still in use by actual human beings. At…
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Lutefisk And Other Questionable Food-Like Substances

I wrote a story about a great local lutefisk supper in a mostly serious way, but I also wrote some extremely silly fake headlines for it that we obviously didn’t use.* Here’s the real headline: Lots of lutefisk: Church readies 375 pounds of Scandinavian delicacy Here are the fakes, with at least one addition from…
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I Got Engaged Last Night

I got engaged last night, but only in my dreams. Literally in my dreams. I dreamed I was preparing for my wedding, and for some reason my aunt was in charge of the big event. (This actually makes a little bit of sense; all three of her children have gotten married and she knows how…
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