Review: The Dark Knight Rises

Every generation gets its own Batman, and perhaps each generation gets the Batman it deserves.

When movies are part of a set, like this one is, it’s hard to judge each one on its own merits, and there were a lot of high expectations from “The Dark Knight Rises,” the third movie in the most recent Batman trilogy.

To be honest, I’m not entirely sure why. “The Dark Knight” was indeed a great movie, with a virtuoso performance from the late Heath Ledger, but it lagged a bit in portions and featured an indifferent-to-just-bad performance from Maggie Gyllenhaal. Its aspirations toward an intellectual understanding of Batman and the nature of good and evil were worthy, though, and for the most part they were successful.

That’s not easy to do, and I’m not sure why anyone would think it could easily happen twice in a row. A great movie, yes. But not OMG AWESOME THE BEST MOVIE EVAR.

“The Dark Knight Rises” doesn’t quite ascend to that level, partly because it gets bogged down rather quickly with an enjoyably complex plot involving a full-scale war led by Bane, an intelligent, politically-astute warlord with great leadership skills.

It was an inspired choice to make Bane (Tom Hardy) the villain, but the film made one critical, critical mistake it only partially recovered from partway through the movie. That mistake was the design of Bane’s mask.

Poor Tom Hardy. Not only did he have to live up to the inevitable comparisons with Heath Ledger’s Joker from Dark Knight, but they expected him to do it with nearly the entire bottom half of his face covered up. That’s a pretty significant handicap for an actor.

And Bane is no Joker. He’s meant to be a more serious character. Saddling him with a still-slightly-cartoonish mask made it hard for the audience to find him even slightly credible. Hardy’s bizarre accent (which reminded me of Sean Connery’s in “The Untouchables”) did not help, although it might’ve been all right if it hadn’t been filtered through that stupid mask.

Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman fared a bit better, though I wished there had been more for her to do in the film. I kept getting the feeling there was more there, but the plot called for focus to stay on Bane, so we didn’t get to see it.

To be fair, the movie was extremely long, and like its predecessor it did drag a bit sometimes. Director Christopher Nolan seems to have become a victim of his own success in some measure–people seem to have been over-reluctant to cut away some of the fluff. Writers must sometimes edit out their favorite sentences and kill their darlings; filmmakers must do the same, and not enough of it was done in “Dark Knight Rises.”

There was much to like about the movie, however. The film’s ties to “A Tale of Two Cities” were interesting, and the depiction of a full-scale war of sorts in Gotham City was fascinating.

The supporting cast was stellar, as it was in “The Dark Knight.”

Gary Oldman is the best of all as Commissioner Gordon, who has to make tough choices throughout the movie, and bears the consequences as an adult conscious of the moral weight of his actions.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who plays a thoughtful young cop, willing to take risks to do what’s right. He has a great character arc.

Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox, Batman’s Q.We don’t get to see a lot of him in this movie, and perhaps that’s because we don’t need to. When he’s there, he’s key, of course.

Michael Caine’s Cockney-accented Alfred classes up the whole dang movie. This is no Jeeves, ladies and gentlemen. This is a man who takes his obligations seriously, and tries to give the best advice he can, given his awkward position as father figure and servant.

Marion Cotillard was totally wasted on this film, but really, when you had so many other characters who were marvellous, that seems like a minor quibble.

Oh, and Christian Bale turned in another credible performance as Batman and the ever-tortured Bruce Wayne, who has become a sort of mini-Howard Hughes in between the two movies. Dark, yes, but still sarcastic and happily for the audience, surprisingly non-angsty.

It was well-written and well-acted. The action scenes popped, and while the editing job was somewhat indulgent, arguably that indulgence was earned over the course of three very good Batman movies.

It was not OMG THE BEST MOVIE EVAR!!11!!!!11! Poor Tom Hardy’s mask and permissive editing didn’t allow for that.

But it was a good one, maybe a great one, and definitely worth seeing.

The Unbearable Isolation of the Comic Void

Get Away.

Get Away.

Comic books are supposed to be full of color and action and people going “POW!” and “BANG!”, or at least hitting each other while wearing outfits that would make Lady Gaga giggle hysterically.

At least, that’s what I thought.

Apparently they can also express the existential angst of living in an ultimately empty world, or at least, that’s what I imagine this episode of Jack Strand is supposed to be saying.

The person who originally found this lovely gem wasting away somewhere commented on the lack of action in the 1938 comic, and while it does feature a striking lack of action, I was more impressed by the incredible isolation and hopelessness the pastel panels show. I don’t know if someone just forgot to draw in the backgrounds, or whether the artist got rushed and decided “Heck with it, I’ll just fill it with color and throw in the towel, no one will notice.”

Alone.

Alone.

Even the characters themselves seem to be contemplating the deeper meaning of life, or meditating, or maybe they’re just wondering when everything around them was replaced by a startlingly vacant blue/orange/yellow/whatever void.

The guy in the above panel seems interested, yet detached.

The same can’t be said for the woman in the panel at right. I’m guessing she’s supposed to be frightened, perhaps because the crowd behind her has been tragically drowned in a catastrophic flood of pistachio ice cream.

Her dialogue has exclamation marks; I can’t think why. Removed from the context of the rest of the comic, and its story, she could easily be calmly calling Jack over for a chat.

Jack! Oh, Jack! Would you like a bowl of pistachio ice cream?

We have lots.

More on Superheroes

Here’s a look at the versions of Batman we’ve seen throughout the years, from the campy TV show Batman all the way through to the (really) Dark Knight.

The Batman in the fifth picture is the one I remember from my youth, and he lived in a fairly dark world, considering it was an afternoon cartoon aimed at kids. He also lived in a city of glorious Art Deco beauty, a Gotham City that seemed to have been built in the 1930s and kept up beautifully.

In other superhero-related random linkage, here’s an interesting gallery of original superhero uniforms.

For those of us raised after lycra, spandex and some sort of rubbery leather stuff took over the superhero costuming industry, they look very… tactile. Real. As if Superman stopped by the drycleaner on his way home from work, or as if Wonder Woman had pondered the glories of wash-and-wear. The cloth reminds me of the wretched band uniforms we used to wear, and it was probably hotter than Hades in the summer. I guess that’s one good reason to fight crime in a bustier, Wonder Woman.

Finally, this isn’t all superhero-related, but a graphic designer came up with some images of movies that weren’t, such as a version of Kill Bill starring Marilyn Monroe and a live-action Calvin and Hobbes. It’s kinda curious how some people’s minds work, isn’t it?

Good Guys and Bad Guys and How to Tell the Difference

I don’t really read comics, but I do know a lot of people who do.

I also read an interesting article the other day stating some people believe Hollywood movies have become too dark. Not, you know,  in the sense that they movies that are sad and angsty about terrible subjects, but just dark. As in their color palettes have inexplicably changed into blacks, browns and dark blues.

Comics still seem to me, at least, to be comparatively bright, on the whole. Maybe that’s an artifact of drawing things rather than filming them.

Maybe Hollywood is just going for realism. … at the same time, I’m sitting in a brightly-lit room full of light at my desk with a fluorescent glass, green cup, multicolored beach ball, green plant and also two green dragons on it. And my droid has a bright red case.

But I digress a bit. The point is, apparently you might often be able to guess whether a character in a comic is a good guy or a bad guy just by looking at the colors he or she wears.

Check out this infographic, and especially check out the costume changes superheroes go through towards the bottom. Interesting stuff! I’m definitely going to think twice before I wear orange, purple or green again…

Caption Contest

Caption This!

Caption This!

I have removed the text from Keith’s balloon in this panel from a bad old comic in the public domain. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write the caption, and either be:

  1. As close to the original as possible, or
  2. As funny as possible.

Given the awful writing in the original comic, these two things are not necessarily different.

Your reward? Notoriety and the knowledge that you probably made somebody shoot milk out their nose laughing.

Cats for Gold, Free Rice and Writing Badly Well

Some websites are esoteric and dedicated to a single bizarre purpose, which can be amusing but begs the question: How did they think of that? Here are a few of them.

  1. Disapproving Rabbits is dedicated to pictures of rabbits who look grumpy. That’s it. That’s all there is, although the captions underneath the photos are pretty funny too.
  2. Free Rice has a free vocabulary game you can play to earn rice for the UN World Food Program to help end hunger. It sounds like a scam, but it’s legit, and the game is fun too, especially for word nerds.
  3. Corpus Libris shows pictures of people holding up books with pictures of people in them so that they look merged with the real… okay, I can’t describe this site well at all, can I? Have a look and you’ll see exactly what it’s about. Some of the photos are pretty funny.
  4. How to Write Badly Well tells you how to do exactly that, with plenty of examples. Some of the writing advice reminds me of the Twilight series, frankly, but the examples are pretty dang funny.
  5. Astronomy Picture of the Day features a new astronomy picture each day, with an explanation of what you’re seeing. Educational and you also get to say "ooh, pretty!"
  6. Read-Along Adventures is dedicated to putting Read-Along Adventures (audio recordings meant to be listened to while you read the book that came with them) online, in the form of flash videos.
  7. People of Walmart makes fun of people who make horrible fashion choices (pyjamas, filthy clothes, a thong) and then go shopping at Walmart. It’s not very nice, but it is pretty funny.
  8. Totally Absurd archives some of the weirdest patents filed in the U.S. For example, the gerbil shirt, designed to allow a gerbil to run around in a shirt. Why? Who knows.
  9. Covered shows original comic book covers and then asks artists to remake them in their own style, resulting in a curious contrast and often, some pretty good art.
  10. And this isn’t a continuing effort, but it’s still odd. You too can trade your gold for cats! Change your treasure to cheshire! This site is an inspired spoof of the "cash for gold" website.

 

Archie and Veronica Get Married

After about a million years of high school, Archie and Veronica are apparently finally getting married.

If you like comic books, though, or even if you merely have a vague peripheral awareness of them like I do, you are probably very suspicious at this point. Weddings are kind of an iffy proposition in comics. If they happen, sometimes it turns out you’re looking at a bizarre parallel universe, or it’s all a dream, or Bobby walks out of the shower and it turns out the whole season was Pam’s wacky fun dream. Oh wait, that was Dallas.

So I have my suspicions. Since I don’t have any real stake in Archie, and don’t care all that much, I’m just waiting to hear how it turns out with vague interest. Maybe Betty will show up at the wedding and speak, rather than forever holding her peace.

Betty was always the cute girl next door, and Veronica was always the rich chick everyone wanted to be. Unlike Buffy the Vampire’s rich chick, Cordelia, though, I never got the impression that Veronica was actually a very deep person who merely kept her smarts hidden to remain popular.

We’ll see how it goes.

Who should Archie ultimately end up with? Betty or Veronica? Or are they doomed to a tragic triangle for eternity?