Creepy Christmas Carols

I love Christmas carols, but some of them are downright creepy if you think about the lyrics a bit. I didn’t really notice it much until a colleague commented that “Baby It’s Cold Outside” may possibly be a story about sexual violence, rather than a harmless, coy flirtation between two people in love. Now I…
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The Long Dark Christmas Carol Of The Soul

My friends who work in retail are already beginning to get a little… funny… about having to listen to the same twenty or so Christmas carols over and over again at work. I’m not sure this constitutes torture under the Geneva Convention, but it is certainly annoying. My workplace doesn’t play Christmas tunes over any sort…
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The Sith Who Stole Christmas

Darth Vader is evil. And now he’s stolen Christmas.

I’m Baaaaack! Weather Approaching…?

*tap, tap* Is this thing on? Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, and I am back from my unplanned quasi-sabbatical. I’m sorry I’ve been gone for so long. If it makes you feel any better, I haven’t been on vacation, I’ve just been writing stories for the Daily Globe proper and haven’t had time…
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Bad Movies, Bad Reviews, Good Times?

Thanks to my Netflix subscription, I’ve been working my way through a series of bad movies, each  more hilarious than the last, featuring interminable sandstorms, wooden acting, writing that had to have come from a million monkeys with typewriters and directors who may not have even bothered to show up. Why would I waste my…
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