11 Time Wasters and Movies to Watch

Here are a few oddball and esoteric blogs and a few short movies you may enjoy:

  1. A Laker in China, telling the entertaining tale of a Midwesterner teaching English in China.
  2. Vintage Ads, which is pretty much what it sounds like. If you like my other blog, Reprint, you will probably enjoy Vintage Ads.
  3. AbeBooks’ Weird Book Room, featuring the "Who’s Who of British Beheadings" and the "Teach Your Chicken to Fly Training Manual."
  4. Letterheady, which shows the letterhead of famous companies from MGM to IBM, many of them old. Pretty fun to see how design has changed.
  5. Nic Cage As Everyone, because what would have happened if Nicolas Cage had played Gandalf, Dark Helmet, Tattoo, Leonidas and James Bond? This site shows us, using photoshop. One of the weirdest concepts for a blog I’ve ever heard of, but it’s funny.
  6. The Internet Database of Periodic Tables, which isn’t really a blog, but since it has a similar style, I’ll include it here anyway. Because you haven’t seen the Periodic Table until you’ve seen it as a beach ball or a galaxy.
  7. The Science Tattoo Emporium, which also isn’t really a blog per se, but proves that DNA, lightning and Shroedinger’s cat make completely awesome tattoos.
  8. Superuseless Super Powers, dedicated to thinking of superpowers you wouldn’t really want, like laser pointer vision and in-flight flight.
  9. Microsoft Office’s new version is coming out, and they have a completely hilarious movie trailer spoof as an advertisement for it. It’s very, very funny.
  10. Meanwhile, this trailer for an upcoming movie, "Kick Ass," about some people who decide to become superheroes in real life, without superpowers, looks promising.
  11. And finally, they made an A-Team movie. Since I never saw the show I don’t have strong feelings on this.

(Quite a few of these came from BoingBoing, which covers a very wide spectrum of topics itself.)

10 Time Wasters: Bad Movies, Weird Photos, Weird Beach Boys Tunes and Even a LOLCat

1. From Reuters comes this top 10 list that may be better termed a bottom 10 list: It’s a list of the 10 biggest movie flops of the past decade. And the biggest flop isn’t Battlefield Earth, surprisingly. I’m happy to report I haven’t seen any of these movies, and I don’t intend to, either.

2. A satirical article about African leaders meeting to discuss the reform of U2, which was pretty giggleworthy.

3. A man made a magnetic Starbucks coffeecup and stuck it to the top of his car, then tweeted about people’s reactions. It’s like a mini-sociology experiment.

4. Sometimes the sidewalks don’t go where you’d like them to. And sometimes people make their own darn streets where they think the streets should be. Here are the results: Urban pathways.

5. The Huffington Post did a neat slideshow of the world’s most expensive foods, starting with white truffles, which look kind of disgusting, honestly. They also detailed why the foods are so pricy.

6. This story from Hi-Fructose Magazine is kind of like Where’s Waldo: The Ghost Man paints himself and then sits in front of objects, camouflaging himself perfectly. Can you spot him?

7. Here’s a blog called "Smile Like You’re Dead Inside," which is devoted entirely to pictures of people smiling like they’re dead inside. Some people interpret that to mean zombies, and others interpret it to mean that horrible glazed smile some retail folks get near the end of the holiday shopping season when they are exhausted and on the point of tears and/or violently smashing merchandise against the wall.

8. This is an early example of a LOLCat. Very, very early.

9. And here we have for your perusal a gallery of hyper-magnified snowflakes, each more beautiful in its crystalline structure than the last, no matter how you count them.

10. And here are some very peculiar Beach Boys songs, including a cover of "The Times They Are a’Changin’." And "A Day in the Life of a Tree," which is about… a day in the life of a tree. Really.

Sandwiches of the Non-Knuckle Variety

When I worked at a tea room, we made a lot of sandwiches, mostly of the little tiny bite-sized tea sandwich variety, but also some nice big ones. Because it was a tea room, they were usually beautifully garnished with dill, basil, thyme, rosemary or even edible flowers, arranged beautifully on the plate.

The sandwiches themselves, though, were fairly normal, and usually consisted of bread, some sort of delicious filling (such as orange-cashew chicken or tuna thyme) and some dark greens. They were delicious and we did get creative; the peanut butter, spiced nut and cinnamon bread sandwiches, I remember, were pretty tasty.

We never got crazy.

We never made sandwiches that looked like computer mice. We never made sandwiches with donuts instead of bread. We never made sandwiches shaped like Pac-man and decorated plates with raisins for him to "eat" as he blipped around the plate. We never had a heart attack just looking at the Quadruple Down, doubtless named after the quadruple bypass that would be required if one were to ever eat one of these.

We never, in short, made insanewiches.

If you like sandwiches or food, or have ever eaten, you should check out Insanewiches, a blog dedicated to finding the most insane sandwiches in the world.

Worthington in the News

Another collection of Google Alerts, finely pruned to remove the boring stuff:

Chrysler elimination proposal:
http://internetrush.blogspot.com/2009/05/chrysler-minnesota-car-dealerships.html
http://isanti-chisagocountystar.com/read/detail/44252.html

Minnesota Chamber president refers to Swift:
http://www.bemidjipioneer.com/event/article/id/24038/

MPR links Reprint:
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/news_cut/archive/2009/05/five_at_8_may_21_2009.shtml

Blog post about Brett Favre written by guy who grew up in Worthington:
http://chainlink-chainoflakesncd.blogspot.com/2009/05/brett-favre.html

Wind Energy Services opening new office:
http://www.nawindpower.com/naw/e107_plugins/content/content_lt.php?content.3980

A biodiesel editorial we didn’t write, but did run in our paper, linked:
http://www.biodieselinvesting.com/biodiesel-archives/2009/05/20/minnesota-begins-5-biodiesel-blend-requirement/

The weather in Worthington:
http://www.skyseastone.net/jvstin/unjvst/007943.html

Immigration seminar refers to ICE raids in Worthington:
http://www.postbulletin.com/newsmanager/templates/localnews_story.asp?z=2&a=400093

New Blogs!

We have added two blogs to our Daily Globe blogging network: Lagniappe and Tales from the Chief.

Lagniappe is written by Beth Rickers, our features editor. The title comes from a Cajun word Beth’s mother, Dorthy Rickers, used to use, which means "A little something extra." The blog already includes recipes for gingersnaps and veggie-cheese soup, so make sure you go all the way down to the page to catch up with it!

Tales from the Chief is written by Ryan McGaughey, our managing editor. Ryan’s going to write a bit about the news industry, national and regional news and the behind-the scenes stuff at the Daily Globe, as well as his family. He’s already got a couple posts written, one about the recent plane crash in the same region he once lived and one introduction, so be sure to catch both!

Not That Romantic, If You Think About It

In the tradition of silly blog lists, I’ve been thinking of a few things that really aren’t that romantic, when you think about them.

  1. Flowers. Yes, giving someone a bunch of severed plant reproductive organs sends a message, but is it really the message you want to send?
  2. Candy. For women already struggling with their weight, this kind of gift is more of a curse.
  3. Diamonds. Dead things under extremely high pressure. Again, is this really the message you want to send?
  4. The Phantom of the Opera. This is either a story about a creepy stalker who lives in the basement, or it’s a story about a gal who dumps a guy because he’s not handsome, rich or titled. Either way, not that romantic.
  5.  Anything written by Nicholas Sparks. Usually half the couple in the story ends up dead. I don’t know about you, but I don’t find death all that romantic.
  6. Vampires. Sure, they sound great. They’ll give you an eternity of love, blah blah blah. But in reality (assuming they exist) they leave you with a hangover, an addiction and a devastating allergy to sunshine.

New Blog for the Globe!

And our final Daily Globe blog for now is Dirty Laundry, a blog about crime and parenting in southwest Minnesota.

It’s written by our wonderful crime reporter, Justine Wettschreck. There’s already a few things up there, so go have a look and bookmark it if you like it!

She’ll be writing about some of the court cases she covers as well as random stuff about her zany family. (Her family is awesome, by the way.)

Critiquing a Blog

I found this list of Top 10 Worst Types of Blog Post a while back, bookmarked it and then forgot about it.

I have to say, I’m guilty of at least a few of these. But I don’t do #8, or #7. Hopefully not #5 either. Definitely not #3. And hey, I like #1. I think they’re fun!

I do promote Daily Globe type activities here, but I’ve never promoted anything I didn’t think was actually really cool. And I do disclose that it’s Globey.

Speaking of which, the Women’s Expo (a Globe event) is coming up again, and I expect to be liveblogging it again. It’ll go smoother this year, since I won’t be writing the story on it and since we’ve got more experience in liveblogging now. And I’ll probably stay a bit longer and do more posts, so you folks at home get a better idea of what the Expo is like.

I had a really great (and overcaffeinated) time at the Expo last year, watching Sue Doeden cook and seeing all the booths, and then working at the Globe’s booth too. You get to see so many people and then, they do your nails or give you a backrub or a cookie. What’s not to like?

Save the date: March 28, for the Expo. Bring your mom or daughter or random female friend! Or even a male friend. Tell him there’ll be bevies of beautiful babes there.

And the Bridal Fair (another Globe event) is coming up soon, made all the cooler by the addition of prom gear to the show.

The Bridal Fair will be Feb. 7 at the American Reformed Church.

I’ll try to get you a little more information on the Bridal Fair as it becomes available, but that show is absolutely full of gorgeous food for events and beautiful and striking gowns for weddings. It also offers formal event paraphernalia, like information from limo drivers, caterers, and the people who rent chocolate fountains and that sort of thing.

The Family That Blogs Together…

… uh… blogs together. Kind of.

My dad, with the help of my mother’s mad comp skillz, has started his own blog! Only time will tell if he sticks with it, but I have high hopes.

Note that this blog is totally and completely unaffiliated with the Daily Globe.

My dad is an ELCA Lutheran minister in Jackson and he has decided to blog in order to extend the church’s ministry online.

So, without further ado, here it is! I’m so proud!

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