What Will You Do to Fight Silver Carp?

We were discussing potential questions to ask people running for the state legislature at a meeting today, and I thought it would be a good idea to ask them what they would do about silver carp.

Here are some possible answers.

a. We could pay a couple of guys with clubs to troll around in a speedboat and scoop ‘em up out of the water. Maybe they could murmur “Here, fishy, fishy” while they dodge the homicidal leaping fish. Fish clubbing could become a sport.

b. I personally will stand on top of the dam and shout “YOU SHALL NOT PASS,” waving my magic staff.

c. Bazookas are fun for the whole family and will provide a brand new sporting opportunities for North Dakotans.

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