Evil snowglobe? I didn’t think even the SyFy channel could find a scary-movie menace that was this profoundly unmenacing, but apparently yes, they have made a movie about an evil snowglobe.
I am not joking.
This movie is about an evil snowglobe.
I’m guessing it’s going to make Snakes on a Plane look like a Cecil B. DeMille piece.
An evil snowglobe.
Really.
I think is just their desperate attempt to capitalize on the word “Snowmageddon” because that’s what people in big cities say when large snowstorms come their way. Call it pre-emptive search-engine optimization.
Of course, in North Dakota, we don’t say things like “Snowmageddon” or “Snowpacalypse.” We just say “Thursday.”
Oh yeah, I can’t believe how much fuss there is about snow in places other than the Midwest. To be fair, they typically don’t have the equipment and resources to deal with it like we do.
Poor things, they think winter is for rain.