Monthly Archives: December 2011

Creepy Christmas Carols

I love Christmas carols, but some of them are downright creepy if you think about the lyrics a bit. I didn’t really notice it much until a colleague commented that “Baby It’s Cold Outside” may possibly be a story about … Continue reading

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The Least Menacing Menace Ever

Evil snowglobe? I didn’t think even the SyFy channel could find a scary-movie menace that was this profoundly unmenacing, but apparently yes, they have made a movie about an evil snowglobe. I am not joking. This movie is about an … Continue reading

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The Long Dark Christmas Carol of the Soul

My friends who work in retail are already beginning to get a little… funny… about having to listen to the same twenty or so Christmas carols over and over again at work. I’m not sure this constitutes torture under the Geneva … Continue reading

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Where Do You Keep Your Socks in a Video Game?

My friend walked into somebody’s house, saw two beer barrels, and opened them up. Inside one, he found a pair of pants. In the other, there was a paint brush. I believe the homeowner was probably keeping his beer in … Continue reading

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