So.

I hear Link, of the very first Legend of Zelda game – you know, the best game ever – went to visit his mom recently.

Apparently she’s a pretty strong-willed old lady, and just like the old man at the beginning of the Zelda game, she has a few things she’d like to give her son in order to help him succeed in his quest.

Still waiting for the sword, mom. I’m 30, I think I can handle some adventuring right about now!