I have removed the text from Keith’s balloon in this panel from a bad old comic in the public domain. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write the caption, and either be:
- As close to the original as possible, or
- As funny as possible.
Given the awful writing in the original comic, these two things are not necessarily different.
Your reward? Notoriety and the knowledge that you probably made somebody shoot milk out their nose laughing.