I have removed the text from Keith’s balloon in this panel from a bad old comic in the public domain. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write the caption, and either be:
- As close to the original as possible, or
- As funny as possible.
Given the awful writing in the original comic, these two things are not necessarily different.
Your reward? Notoriety and the knowledge that you probably made somebody shoot milk out their nose laughing.

Yes dear,what now?
This is the first time, honestly, it’s never happened like this before
“i know…it itches really bad”
I’ll never understand whether to spell it “capital” or “capitol” when I talk about the big building in St. Paul with all the dummies in it.
I don’t know which pillow to use: the laughing pillow, the anger pillow, the ‘duh’ pillow, or the ‘good grief’ pillow. In either case, I don’t know what to say or react to this piece of news!
Yes, I know. I should have asked for directions at that last gas station.
Bwahahah! I think Julie wins for this one. Now let me just find the original…
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