According to a silly little internet quiz, the Dr. Seuss character I most resemble is the Cat in the Hat.
Honestly, I’m just glad I’m not one of those horrible sneetches.
In other news, I’ve been afflicted with allergies, lately, which I’ve been told are a result of the corn in the area tasseling. Yes. I live in Minnesota and I’m apparently allergic to corn.
Somebody said "At least you don’t live in Nebraska."