This guy was obviously drunk as a monkey at my brother’s wedding reception. (Photo by Deb Muir of Jackson.)
There’s actually a reason for the monkey’s presence at the wedding, and it was not brought by a child or by a family who had a child.
Anyone (who wasn’t at the wedding) care to guess why the monkey was there?
(And no, he hadn’t been drinking before he got there, either.)
Edit: Check the comments for the solution.