Sad, Hilarious Police Report

We had several odd police incident reports Sunday, including the awww-inspiring following:

There are mean kids at the park who will not let them play with the equipment.

Mean kids gone upon officer arrival.

Hopefully the mean kids never came back. And here are the other strange ones:

Reports a new Toyota (no plates) weaving and hitting the curb. 

Checked. Just a bad driver.

And the things people call 911 for:

911 call. Reports he is upset because he was asked to leave the bar.

Male left before officers arrived.