The First Grey Hair

I went for a swim at the YMCA today, and while I was fixing my hair afterward, I spied an unusually glossy hair.

Upon closer examination, I discovered the hair wasn’t just unusually glossy. Nope. It was grey, or to be actually accurate, it was a pretty, shiny, silvery color.

I have a grey hair.

Now, while many people view going grey as a calamity, I’ve actually been looking forward to it a little bit. Of my family members who have gone grey, at least one of them ended up with much, much prettier hair after it had gone grey than they’d had before. Everyone else in my family looks just as good grey, or maybe slightly better.

So the way I figure it, I have chance of looking either A. pretty much the same or B. much, much better.

I forget that most people don’t feel that way, so I was a little surprised when my coworkers asked me if I’d plucked it.

"Of course not," I said. "It’s shiny."

Both of them looked at me and grinned.

"You’re your own shiny thing now!"

Update: Do Foxes Climb Trees?

Photo by: Markus KrötzschDo foxes climb trees?

Because if foxes don’t climb trees, I have a squirrel the size of a collie living in my back yard.

Update: The fantabulous commenter honeybee suggests that my squirrelfox is in fact a fox squirrel. Upon looking at the picture (at left, from the Wikipedia entry), I think she’s correct.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a squirrel that big in my whole life before, so I just assumed (from across the yard, through the snow and behind a tree) it was a fox. Probably desperate for food, given it was wandering around in the daylight.

Then it started climbing a tree and skritching its nose like a squirrel, and I thought "… wait, what?"

The thing is the size of a young German shepherd and could probably eat a chihuahua.

Driving Conditions Still Pretty Yucky

The plowing is continuing today, but because there are so many more people on the road, there have been a lot more accidents than there were over the weekend and Christmas Day.

It is not pleasant to drive out there. Even in places where most of the snow is gone, it’s still pretty slippery, because the remaining snow is packed into a nasty layer of ice. And it’s also very, very cold out there in comparison to the weekend.

I’ve been listening to collisions occurring all day today, with emergency workers going to and fro helping people. Please, please drive carefully if you are driving today, and heed the warning of the good Sgt. Bolt and be patient!

Snowmageddon Continues

Do not go anywhere today, even if you’re in Worthington!

I got stuck twice on the way to work. Once on the way from my cross street to Diagonal, and once in the Globe’s parking lot, which hadn’t been plowed out yet.

Unfortunately, me being a dim bulb, I didn’t realize that until I’d already turned into it. Oops. Fortunately a kindly snowplow man bailed me out, plowing all around me, which made my shoveling job to get me the rest of the way out a 5-minute endeavor. Without snowplow guy it would have been at least half an hour.

The plow folks are out in force and they’re doing the best they can, but when you have 15 inches of snow in two days it gets really hard to keep up.

Don’t drive anywhere today, that’s my advice! If I hadn’t had to work I wouldn’t have myself.

Merry Christmas!

12 Carols: Riu, Riu, Chiu

Carol #12, Riu, Riu, Chiu, is a traditional 16th-century Spanish carol, though it may have originally been written in Portuguese. It has a dancing tempo and a nice, albeit confusing story about being protected, like God protected Jesus.

It’s a fun song you may have heard at a madrigal dinner, if you’ve ever been to one.

Merry Christmas!

12 Carols: I Saw Three Ships and the Coventry Carol

Our two Christmas carols for this morning are both traditional English carols.

The first, #10, I Saw Three Ships, is an upbeat song from the 17th century that some people believe is a happier version of Greensleeves (better known to Christmas aficionados as "What Child Is This").

I love this tune but the lyrics are a little odd. I don’t remember ships being in the original Christmas story at all; I always envisioned Mary being carried into town by a donkey. But hey, what do I know?

Christmas Carol #11, the Coventry Carol, also has some weird lyrics, but if you’ve actually read the Christmas story in the Bible it’ll sound familiar. If incredibly depressing.

Because it’s about babies dying.

No, seriously. The song is about the Massacre of the Innocents, a nasty little episode in which King Herod ordered all the babies killed because he didn’t know (or maybe just didn’t care) which one was the savior.

 It’s a suitably haunting tune for its subject matter.

The other 12 carols can be found here.

And we have one more to go today.

We Wish You a Merry Blizzmas

Christmas plans don’t always work out.

Thousands of people across the country have discovered that fact today, if they didn’t already know it, and I am sure it’s hitting some people very hard.

Take heart. Christmas comes just once a year, but nobody said it had to be on December 25. Many people work on Christmas every year, from snowplow drivers to restaurant owners, and not everybody has a choice.

Christmas was always a big deal in my family, but when I was a child we very rarely celebrated it on Christmas. No, it wasn’t on Christmas Eve, either.

Generally speaking it was December 26 or maybe even after that when my family jammed the contents of our entire home (or so it seemed) into the car and headed to grandma’s house, which was over the highway and through the fields, then through some other fields, and then through some more fields. Southern Minnesota has lots of fields.

My dad is a minister, so as long as I can remember he’s been doing something or other for work on Christmas, whether it’s a midnight service Christmas Eve or some other festive, cheerful church service on the honored day itself. I never felt bereft, though, when our family had to stay behind on Christmas Day, or when dad kindly chose to stay by himself so the rest of us could go to grandma’s.

We kids got our loot on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, which was fun, but then we made the trip to our grandparents’ house, which was where Christmas really began: with 13 or so adults trying to manage 15 children of various sizes and ages. Mostly we were herded to the basement, where we proceeded to break or maim many of the toys we had just received. We had fun doing it, because we were together.

Later I learned the adults actually preferred children to sit upstairs while they told family stories, provided you behaved yourself reasonably well. They’d pass around dozens of Christmas cards, photos and letters, and you could learn a lot about the family that way, especially if they forgot you were there.

And of course there were cookies of every possible shape and size: krumkake, rosettes and lefse, the traditional Norwegian goodies, and the special German butter nut horns from my dad’s side of the family that my mother slaves over, along with dozens of sugar cookies liberally dusted with colored sprinkles, thumbprints, peanut butter stars and my very favorite, the understated currant cookies, which may in fact be made of Christmas, cut somehow down into cookie form.

It was Christmas.

Sometimes it wasn’t December 25, but it was Christmas all the same.

12 Carols: The Holly and the Ivy and Lo How a Rose E’er Blooming

Our songs today are horticultural in nature.

Carol #8, "Lo, How a Rose E’er Blooming," was written in the late 16th century, and translated into English in 1894. It’s in the green Lutheran hymnal, if anyone still uses those (I love the green book). Here are the lyrics, once in the original German and three times in English (one literal translation and two poetic ones suitable for singing).

The reference to the rose comes from Isaiah 35:

The wilderness and the solitary place shall be glad for them; and the desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. It shall blossom abundantly, and rejoice even with joy and singing: the glory of Lebanon shall be given unto it, the excellency of Carmel and Sharon; they shall see the glory of the LORD, and the excellency of our God.

Carol #9, The Holly and the Ivy, sounds pretty frankly pagan rather than Christian in its chorus, and at one time it probably was a pagan song. However, the version most people sing now has been Christianized, and it’s about the birth of Jesus.

It has a lovely tune. You can find some lyrics and alternate lyrics here. The first place I remember hearing this song was on the stage of the Guthrie during "A Christmas Carol." I believe Scrooge’s little sister Fan was singing it, in a crystal clear, lovely voice.

I found two versions of it I liked.

 

The other 12 Carols are here.

Blizzmas 2009

The snow has already begun to fall in Worthington as of 2:17 p.m., but there are still about 30 minutes to get wherever you plan to be for the foreseeable future and stay there.

Please take this weather warning seriously! I know the National Weather Service sometimes seems willing to scare us all half to death over a few flurries, but this time they kept using a specific term over and over again in their press releases: life-threatening. This storm is life-threatening. It is a once-in-25-years storm. It is severe and above all, it is life-threatening.

It is better to be alone for Christmas than being dead for Christmas, and if you drive in this weather you are risking your life, as well as the lives of whatever emergency personnel are going to have to drive out in the snow to rescue you from the ditch, because they can’t see either. I have been in a snowplow and the driver’s visibility in one of those things is actually less than that of someone driving a regular car.

Please, please stay home!

I set up a separate section on our website specifically to make it easier for people to monitor the weather conditions and the storm. It’s right here. Keep an eye on it; I’ll be keeping an eye on all the sources I can today, tomorrow and the next day, since after all… I can’t go home now either.

Cats for Gold, Free Rice and Writing Badly Well

Some websites are esoteric and dedicated to a single bizarre purpose, which can be amusing but begs the question: How did they think of that? Here are a few of them.

  1. Disapproving Rabbits is dedicated to pictures of rabbits who look grumpy. That’s it. That’s all there is, although the captions underneath the photos are pretty funny too.
  2. Free Rice has a free vocabulary game you can play to earn rice for the UN World Food Program to help end hunger. It sounds like a scam, but it’s legit, and the game is fun too, especially for word nerds.
  3. Corpus Libris shows pictures of people holding up books with pictures of people in them so that they look merged with the real… okay, I can’t describe this site well at all, can I? Have a look and you’ll see exactly what it’s about. Some of the photos are pretty funny.
  4. How to Write Badly Well tells you how to do exactly that, with plenty of examples. Some of the writing advice reminds me of the Twilight series, frankly, but the examples are pretty dang funny.
  5. Astronomy Picture of the Day features a new astronomy picture each day, with an explanation of what you’re seeing. Educational and you also get to say "ooh, pretty!"
  6. Read-Along Adventures is dedicated to putting Read-Along Adventures (audio recordings meant to be listened to while you read the book that came with them) online, in the form of flash videos.
  7. People of Walmart makes fun of people who make horrible fashion choices (pyjamas, filthy clothes, a thong) and then go shopping at Walmart. It’s not very nice, but it is pretty funny.
  8. Totally Absurd archives some of the weirdest patents filed in the U.S. For example, the gerbil shirt, designed to allow a gerbil to run around in a shirt. Why? Who knows.
  9. Covered shows original comic book covers and then asks artists to remake them in their own style, resulting in a curious contrast and often, some pretty good art.
  10. And this isn’t a continuing effort, but it’s still odd. You too can trade your gold for cats! Change your treasure to cheshire! This site is an inspired spoof of the "cash for gold" website.