I Am Cat Lady, Hear Me Meow!

Not too long ago, I took a Facebook quiz that found my old lady name, which is apparently Eleanor. The bad news, though, is that it also told me something I already knew: I am destined to be a cat lady.

I posted the quiz result with a Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!-style NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! behind it.

I also renamed my FarmTown character "Catgirl."

And now, FarmVille came out with black cats. Given that I’m apparently fore-ordained to have 95 cats and talk to them as if they were people, I snapped up all the cats I could get in FarmVille, and I already have four. They look hungry.

Now, there’s got to be some sort of a benefit to being a crazy cat lady, besides keeping irritating people from visiting your house. The way I figure it, I can train my kitties as attack cats, who will relentlessly sniff and cuddle people who hate cats and bite people who love cats (except me, of course, since I will feed them).

That might make it worth it to be a crazy cat lady.

7 thoughts on “I Am Cat Lady, Hear Me Meow!

  1. Meeooow … what if you’re a person who neither loves nor hates cats? I like those that are nice and don’t like those that snarl!

  2. I personally think it is hilarious you plan to train your cats. You really don’t know cats very well do you?! Good luck with that!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>