Not too long ago, I took a Facebook quiz that found my old lady name, which is apparently Eleanor. The bad news, though, is that it also told me something I already knew: I am destined to be a cat lady.
I posted the quiz result with a Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!-style NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! behind it.
I also renamed my FarmTown character "Catgirl."
And now, FarmVille came out with black cats. Given that I’m apparently fore-ordained to have 95 cats and talk to them as if they were people, I snapped up all the cats I could get in FarmVille, and I already have four. They look hungry.
Now, there’s got to be some sort of a benefit to being a crazy cat lady, besides keeping irritating people from visiting your house. The way I figure it, I can train my kitties as attack cats, who will relentlessly sniff and cuddle people who hate cats and bite people who love cats (except me, of course, since I will feed them).
That might make it worth it to be a crazy cat lady.
Meeooow … what if you’re a person who neither loves nor hates cats? I like those that are nice and don’t like those that snarl!
I’m not sure. Maybe I’ll have them cough up hairballs on you instead.
Ewwwwww.
Gee, thanks a lot Kari! I’ll let my pooch Molly tango with your cats for that!
Good.
I don’t like cats very much either.
I personally think it is hilarious you plan to train your cats. You really don’t know cats very well do you?! Good luck with that!
“…crazy cat lady…”
That’s redundant, isn’t it.
Of course I plan to train my cats.
In reality, they will train me.