An incident report for Aug. 13:

• "Reports a cookie problem. Officers talked with complainant and advised of options."

And for Aug. Aug. 21:

• "Reports sheep out on the road. Notified MHP. Will attempt to contact the owner, not home at this time. The sheep are off the road."

I have no idea if the cookie problem was a literal cookie (perhaps there were insufficient chocolate chips?) or an internet cookie (undeletable?).