An ad on Craigslist might have read: Wanted: Bank robber decoys. Must be willing to wear surgical mask. As Jabba the Hutt once said, "This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: Fearless and inventive."

Chocolate flavored apples? Count me IN, U of M. And find a way to make that one marketable, please!

If you spend too much time on your mobile phone, it can give you a rash. Parents, warn your teenagers! Because zits are embarassing but phone rash is too.

You too can use the most modern internet slang! FAIL And check out the FAIL blog, too. Worth a giggle or two.

It is sad that kids can no longer write about zombies attacking schools. I understand that everyone is worried about potential Columbine replays (and I am too) but I would have hoped most school administrators and teachers could tell a story about zombie attacks from real life.

A little gossip, a little chat, a little idle talk of this and that… scientists are investigating why exactly we need gossip.